Puppy Elephant Defends Capitalism

www.kiva.org I’ll be signing and talking and giving you presents in LaGrange, IL Tuesday, October 13 at 7 pm at Borders (1 N La Grange Road) IN COLUMBUS, OH: On Tues. Oct. 20 I’ll be at the Main LIbrary in Columbus (96 S. Grant Ave. Columbus, OH). Event starts at 6:30. In which John defends capitalism, the free market, and economic growth with the help of Bubbles the Nerdfighting Puppy, who suffered the emasculation and humiliation of an elephant costume with great aplomb….

My Puppy’s SECRET SHAME (and Paper Towns)

Pre-order Paper Towns: bit.ly In which John discusses his dog Willy’s shameful tail, the paperback release of his new book Paper Towns, and the movie adaptation of the book. I will read all of your 10-word comments and pick one each day for the next two weeks!

Peeps! Prom! Puppy!

The nerdfighter community is more awesome than ever: http://www.nerdfighters.com The nerdfighters who heroically ate Peeps for Bangladesh to save me from certain sugar poisoning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9urhAmC9EA In which John discusses eating Peeps for Bangladesh, asks someone to Prom, shares some amazing nerdfightastic photographs from the ning, and shares gratuitous footage of his Westie puppy. …

Paper Towns and PUPPY

Email nerdfightinginamsterdam@gmail.com if you can join the awesome Thursday evening March 19 in Amsterdam to reserve your spot (and spots for your friends if you wish).

Friday March 13th I’ll be at the Harrison Center for the Arts in Indianapolis at 7 PM reading with two other authors to raise money for The Second Story. for students; for everyone else.

Paper Towns: http://www.tinyurl.com/papertowns

In which past John, present John, and Bubbles the Nerdfighting Puppy (aka Willy) answer questions from Nerdfighters about Paper Towns.

Israel. Gaza. PUPPY!

In which John talks about Israel and Palestine, and the Israel’s recent invasion of the Gaza Strip in response to rocket attacks from Hamas. Obviously no four-minute video can do the topic justice; we’ll continue the conversation in comments, hopefully with some thoughtfulness and empathy.

A Short History of the PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT

The Ning: http://nerdfighters.ning.com

Discuss Helen Hunt in My Pants: http://brotherhood2.com/mypants

In which John discusses puppy sized elephants, puns on Australia’s least favorite teenagers, namedrops Dostoevsky, and challenges the nerdfighters.

Adorable Puppy Injury!!!!

(There will be no new video today; John is sick. The Punishment will be completed on Friday.)

In which Hank takes over for John and does his own question day (of sorts) and then kinda flips out.